Things that people always do
Here's our first story. Check this out. This is newspaper man who's a suspected of carrying narcotics, was deceived by his own backside. Yes, his own part. Here's how the story goes. Basically, there was a man trying to elude police in Missouri and ended up being betrayed by his own black side. Liberty Police Department officers over the weekend was searching in vain for a man wanted on a warrant for possession of narcotic substances. According to the Kansas City staff, the suspect might have gotten away if he hadn't been betrayed by his own. But here's what happened. It seems the man laid out such a huge fart at the wrong time, allowing officers to sniff out where he was hiding. Cops didn't even realise the man's identity. It was just a smell. The nearby Clay County Sheriff's Office got wind the right use of word they got wind of the arrest and decided to turn it into a cautionary tale to discourage other people from doing wrong. What has happened is this people are still doing wrong but people are just not eating beans before doing anything wrong. Especially getting narcotics done something worse, right? But this is a true story. Guys. It happened. So yeah, if you're gonna do something wrong. In other shocking news, guys, check this out. A Mexican Mayor marries a crocodile. That is right. If you're driving, stop the car. If you're not trying to get into a car and start driving, if you're walking, not rolling, do something that is right. This is the news. A Mexican Mayor marries a crocodile. You wouldn't have thought of the crocodile would be a dream, right? But that hasn't stopped this wonderful meal from Mary one in Mexico. But don't worry, it's not a real wedding. It's part of this Mexican ceremony which is more than 200 years old. Which is yes, this is true. An elderly Chinese couple was caught carrying a bag full of hundreds of cockroaches which are meant in a Ziploc bag in the hand baggage. She goes on to crush these beauty cream and then massage them on each other's bodies.
Sweetie, let's crush the rock which is obviously so nice. Love you have you to be me. Right. So anyway, obviously the people at the Beijing airport said ma'am you can't be carrying 250 200 cockroaches in a Ziploc bag for your skin treatments. You have to leave them here. The government of friendliness chucked this bag on the people now these cockroaches live at the airport have their own visas and food coupons and often found roaming around carrying baggage. This is not the only bizarre bizarre
things man. In 2011 a passenger was caught trying to carry around 240 fish of different varieties at the airport. The next day in 2012. reports emerged of Egyptian company that was trying to smuggle the young boy at the Sharjah airport in a carry on bag because he used to see cockroaches there's a whole human being You So every time you guys think we are strange, you have to understand something logical,
logical, reasonable, and then someone will come up with the idea that I hope you're not one of those people who will listen to the story and not having a shocking reaction to it. And I like water. Good idea. We just take our relatives in bags. It's a great idea, gentlemen of economy, and for the rest of the family who didn't get a visa cargo. Or guys, our next story is super, super creepy.
So check this out. Your story apparently marries two women four.
As the story goes Swedish and created an account on Facebook in the name of Krishna Singh in 2013, and posted pictures posing as a man. She then allegedly chatted with several women on social media, where 25 year old woman dressed up as a man for four years, duped women into marrying and tormented one of them for dowry. He said on Thursday, so and here's his good sweetie sand right? She's a resident of Tampa. And her mother says she was always a bit of a tomboy. Ya know, she knew more than just a tomboy used to poses a manner in terms of looks and enticed other women on Facebook and then later married police and created a Facebook account in the name of Krishna same uploaded photos of her posing as a man chatted with all these girls and made them fall in love with her. And in 2014 sent travel to the Barney's area to meet a woman she pretended on social media. She told the woman identified as Kamini that she was a son of a businessman from a legal need. You can never see your spouse naked. The two years go by. Maybe there's something wrong. Rajiv has been waxing. All my beauty products are missing. You don't think there's something a little off day man can't believe people don't in the Newseum. micellar because you're not looking anywhere. Is the bizarre story ever. Trust me this has actually happened. You can Google it, you can check it out. Here's where I think you should meet somebody really like right on social media. After the first date, randomly start pulling their hair, jack for everything weeks, moustache, anything ageing, you cannot possibly get married to someone without knowing what the hell's going on. In contrast, in contrast, things are getting stranger and weird. Check out this next new story which is in the papers pretty recently called gamma rays.
Be sure he is still in the same position he found the rocking, which is very, very uncomfortable for Mr. Raj, as he was also doing his business. Among them, the more informed and smart religious said, This is clearly a medium. The stone had a white texture and was ice cold with a transparent surface. So obviously they decided it was the then went to the metrological, department and National Disaster Management Authority. Those guys check this out, there was a whole team sent, they all stayed the mean to this beautiful piece and realised after much research and development, that it was nothing, it was not a meteor. It was a celestial wonder. It was not something from a sci fi movie. It was what they call is a term used for frozen toilet waste leaking from planes. Sometimes planes usually they don't lose but sometimes there's a lot of Poupon on a plane a couple of tubes just escaped the plane and forgot people. And because of the temperature is so cold, it turns into blue ice next time we think it's hailing with somebody in a plane who's eaten too much. I want to go home and just beat you know, I'm done. This is insane. I mean, it just means us dropping shit on people and we okay with this. No wonder the airlines are shutting macstories manbites snake and Indian man who was bitten by a snake before his revenge on the reptile by biting and killing. The man's father said on Monday. The man's name is Raj Kumar he was just relaxing at home in his pyjamas enjoying a drink on Sunday when a sneaks into his house neuter position and the snake became so in turn. He got offended and he put it back normally bite the snake Dude, this sociopathic snake to pieces. The man's family they took him to a hospital where the condition was critical. The snake and pity was reported. Bad snake. You know what everyone's freaking out about no one's not once. If someone writes in b2c, why did you bite it back? Are you seen? Not? Not really a guardian? Right? No turning the other cheek when anything happens. They go home, get into your car, bang it right back. There's no like, this guy's a very reciprocal person. Now, the weird part is he got bitten by a rattlesnake. rattlesnakes are not poisonous. Yet this guy's condition was critical. Maybe that had something to do with the fact that he picked the rat snake into 20 pieces and then Saturday chewed on them. You don't think that's a problem? biting snakes in the middle of a Sunday after your moron. What's wrong with this guy? They know snakes left too many people. Anyway, if you come across this guy just run right. Here's what apparently the newspaper says The doctor said. This is definitely weird, says Raj Kumar is Dr. NPC shake NPC thank god NPCs on the news, right? Well, this is a little weird, don't you think? No man it's pretty damn weird man. Because this guy should be running on fighting people and fighting snakes. Anyway, if you see a snake bites you please don't bite it back, just go to the hospital or run.
The doctor also said I have seen people coming in with snake bites but never anybody who paid a snake and brought it with him in a bag. This next article was in The New Indian Express. It states teeth finds shops cash drawer empty leaves north in Tamil Nadu broke into a shop in Tamilnadu left a feedback note for the shopkeeper after finding the shops cash drawer empty. I broke into your store putting my life at risk. But there's not even a penny in your cash drawer the thief wrote. So I decided to do monkey business and record store this guy to check this guy right? He drops his door and then he's heard that there was no money left behind for him. This is a millennial, right? This guy was probably Born in 2000. Right? Look at the level of entitlement this guy has. He's broken in the store. And how he didn't find the quality of money left behind good enough for him to entitle pasture. I want to be this guy. I want to be this guy's like the stars have aligned for me in the morning. Right look at this level of self conference This tip has, I really respect that. And in other new secret games for power gives man shivers and sleepless nights. An Indian man in Sharjah, is having sleepless nights as his phone keeps ringing with unwanted calls from around the world. After his mobile number was flashed, people are asking where is he? Where is he? Sir? This poor man kunaal Abdullah cm a 37 year old keralite, who works for local oil company keeps getting these calls. Because on the show secret teams, there's a character called Isa. His phone number is unfortunately this gentleman's number. He said I get about 30 calls. I work from 8am to 7pm. And in the middle of the night, I get more than 30 calls and it's draining my pantry. In the last one hour, I got five calls asking for someone called Isa, who is Isa, I don't have anything to do with him. Leave me alone. Guy, man, guy, he's very offended and is changing his name to icon. Here's the big question. How out of work are these hundreds of people? They have seen a TV show noted down this number. They have sat down and called and said he's he said these are the same people who think Santa Claus is real. What do you think there's actually an ISA sitting on the phone answering the friggin calls. What kind of a board you will be? How much time do you have, man? How much? But here's the big question, right? So let me get this right. There are people who've seen secret games too. This number flashes for a second this pause the screen they will written down the number they've decided I'm gonna finish the whole series. Then I'm gonna call this number in the middle of the night just in case the series is not fake. They actually people like this living here. They asked for Isa how incredibly out of work are you dude? Like, come home. clean my toaster. Right? Make me a pinata. replace my keys to something for someone you moron. how lazy are you?
